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If Sauron were.....

1.a IT Technician he would be the Lord of the Pings.

2.a MMORPG Player he would be the Lord of the Dings.

3.a Scorpion he would be the Lord of the Stings.

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If Sauron were...

* A stand-up comedian, he would be Lord of the Zings.
* A clock-maker, he'd be Lord of the Springs.
* A famous baseball player, he'd be the Lord of the Swings.


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If Sauron were...

A) a philanderer, he'd be Lord of the Flings.

B) a collector of rare Chinese pottery, he'd be Lord of the Mings.

C) Paul McCartney's manager, he'd be Lord of the Wings.


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If Sauron was

1. in college at spring break he would be Lord of the Flings
2. a delivery boy he would be Lord of the Brings
3. a nuclear physicist he would be Lord of the Strings


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If Sauron was...

sleepy he would be lord of the dreams.
rich he would be lord of the blings.
crafty he would be lord of the schemes.


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If Sauron was

on the Internets he would be ----Lord of the Memes

In the paper business ---Lord of the Reams

If he were a cow---Lord of the Creams

In Harry Potter---Lord of the Wheams

Commissioner of Baseball---Lord of the Teams

In a wasp colony---Lord of the Stings
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