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A little BBB fun. Below is a song my wife is so tickled by, and dared me to write Lotro Lyrics for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRNvoJu76oU



The boy was almost, forty eight years old,
All he'd ever gone to bed with, was a cold,
An he said to his Byrcha,
Wargy I'm afraid it's true,
Only Hobbit that believes in me is you,
is you,
The girl could almost drink her age in beer,
Couple cases,
give or take a year,
She sang with the BBB,
hey lot's of weirdos do,
An that's where they fell in love,
Eru I wish that that was true,
But they never met,
not even briefly,
I know what you thought,
you thought that they might,
Now what was the problem,
the problem was chiefly,
She was the day time,
and he loved the night,

They never met,
not even informally,
I know that you thought things like this work out right,
No no, they never met,
not even abnormally,
She was the day time,
and he loved the night,

An now the boy is almost fifty nine,ya
ask him how's it going Beardy?
An he says fine,
An what's become of Byrcha,
well wargy's in a better place,
And he points his finger towards No Drama’s space,

The girl is finally lead when they rehearse,
Considering what she had for brains,
it could be worse,
She could've been a victim
of the dreaded Gondor flu,
She could've had to live with you know who,

But they never met, not even briefly,
I know what you thought,
you thought that they might,
Now what was the problem, the problem was chiefly,
She was the day time,
and he loved the night,

So now the boy has met his final sleep,
Natural causes, the bottle, not some creep
They found him in the Pony yeah,
his face was in a stew,
They wrapped him in a cloak, of shiny blue,
In that same year the girl
gave up the ghost,
BBB said she'd be missed the most,
Her friends all cried a tear
recalling good times of the past,
Her family said she'd find a man last,

But they never met, not even briefly,
I know what you thought,
you thought that they might,
Now what was the problem,
the problem was chiefly,
She was the daytime,
and he loved the night,
They never met,
not even in spirit,
I know you thought things like this work out right,
No no,
she went to heaven,
and he's nowhere near it,
Uh huh
She was the day time,
and he loved the night.


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You do have a funny sense of humor Aedon!


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Just heart that Aedon!
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Catchy tune, your lyrics are funny too, but has Byrcha seen this?
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Zarenwen wrote:
Catchy tune, your lyrics are funny too, but has Byrcha seen this?


Oh dear I hope not. Can you imagine the demerits?


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Hmph. No Drama indeed ...


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